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So just 2 weeks after the Manchester 10k, it was time for Challenge 5, the Blackpool to Paris cycle!
We arrived in Blackpool just before 10am on Monday 4th June, after enjoying B&B at the Smith Household! Thanks Kath and the kids for the hospitality!
Monday 4th June.
The sun was shining and we were welcomed with a good sized crowd to wave us off. A big thank you to all who made the effort to come down and see us off!
After the ‘official Photos’ in front of Blackpool tower, which drew in quite a crowd asking what we were doing (good question!!!), we were off along the prom!!!

We cycled down the front through Lytham St Anne’s, with a touch of jealousy for the holiday makers taking a nice leisurely stroll along the prom! We headed away from the sea and into Preston along the docks. The weather was good and we were making great progress averaging around 20mph once off the prom. Heading down towards Wigan and then with Ferry Bridge power station in the distance, we approached Warrington. We headed through Warrington taking in the many roundabouts which got in our way and suffering some mini road rage from a couple of motorist we stopped at a Tesco petrol station for lunch. Pasta all the way for us athletes!!!
After 40 minutes or so we headed off again down towards Northwich, and along some great country lanes for cycling, getting some good speed through to Nantwich. We cycled through Nantwich centre before heading back into the country and the last few miles to our campsite for the evening, Foxes Bank Farm at Hunterston.
We unpacked the van and set the tent up before getting ourselves sorted. Jonathan went to pay our camping fees and the lady in charge offered the camping for free as we were doing the cycle for charity. She also arranged a collection from the other campers for our fundraising. The collection raised £43 and with the £10 camping fee added we got £53 for the charities from our visit to Foxes Bank Farm. We would like to say a big thank you to all who donated.
We headed out in the van form some much needed food to Audlem. They had a music festival on and despite the pubs stating food served until 9pm, they had all stopped service at 8pm.
Thankfully (?) the local kebab shop was open. So it was pizzas and chicken buckets for tea in the beer garden!!! Team Sky could learn a lot from us........
85 Miles done!
Tuesday 5th June.
We were up at 7.30am and packed and on the bikes by 8.20am. Not having any breakfast we decided to get an hour or so in and send Tam on a food finding mission in the van. We had a good ride with a couple of hills thrown in before we headed into Eccleshall. Tam was waiting with the van and had managed to negotiate the early opening of The Bell pub (http://www.thebelleccleshall.com/) to serve us a full English each! Which was very much welcome at 9.30am!!!

Food eaten and smiles back on our faces....but for how long!!!
We set off from the Bell about 10.30am, ready for the challenges ahead after a cracking breakfast! From here we headed into Stafford and back onto the busy roads which would be our route for most of the day. From Stafford we headed down the A34 before turning off into Cannock Chase Forest. The road through the forest was quite steep and certainly made you pedal hard to get to the top but it was well worth it. As we were cycling along we saw a group of about 4 or 5 deer run alongside us, with another 12 or so pass us a minute or two later. It really was an amazing sight! Sadly I had left my camera in the van.......
We had reached the top and were all set for a nice downhill run. We were not disappointed. We headed down and back into civilisation and met up with the van for a quick refuel! We headed through Hednesford before hitting what seemed like every main road through to another Tesco lunch at New Oscott, 50 miles in.
We set off from our lunch stop and headed out on the last 35 miles of the day. Sadly it all pretty much involved main roads, dual carriageways and roundabout after roundabout. This part of the ride was my least enjoyable as the rain had started and a headwind picked up. I put my head down and was hitting 22mph on the dual carriageways as I wanted to get off them as soon as possible, but the group was splitting so we slowed it down to a still respectable 15mph. The roundabouts also were a challenge as they greeted traffic heading off and onto the M40 and a little later the M42, and the cars seemed to want to keep the motorway speeds as we headed past the exits......
We headed down towards Warwick with the miles disappearing with each sign we passed, then took in a nice tour of Leamington Spa, which was welcome break from main roads and was a very nice town. We headed out of the town and up towards Fosse Way, which is a Roman Road which lasts for 182 miles from Lincoln to Llchester in Somerset.
We headed away from the main roads and took in a nice country lane as we headed for home for the evening. We arrived at Lighthorne Heath, thankfully drier than we had thought as the sun had come out for the last hours or so and had a nice shower and drink. Tam made us a lovely and much needed lasagne and garlic bread, before we headed off to bed!!!
84 Miles for the day and 169 in total!!!
Wednesday 6th June
We were up and tucking into a great full English at 7.45am and all set for an 8.30am start for the trip to Bray. We set off and headed down towards Banbury, with a decent run and few cheeky little hills early on. We got to Banbury and stopped to check the best way through the town. As we waited for Garrath and Jonathan to lead us away from the centre an elderly couple came and gave John £3 to put towards the money raised having seen our T-shirts.
We headed out of Banbury and set off down towards Oxford. The roads busy but in the main not bad for cycling. We lost John at a set of red lights just outside Oxford so waited by the side of the road. As we did a woman her daughter and baby passed and asked what we were doing, and gave us £10 to put towards the cause.
We headed into Oxford centre on one of the many cycle lanes, however cycle lane means potholes as we got the first puncture of the trip and not surprisingly to those on the 6 peaks challenge way back in 2008, that honour fell to me!!!! Having a spare inner tube at hand meant a reasonably quick fix ensured and we were back on our way.
We cycled right through the centre of Oxford avoiding all the other cyclists and scholars and stopped for a quick photo opportunity and asking a passerby with some fish and chips if he minded letting them go cold and taking our picture! He did resist the urge to tell us to get lost and was polite enough to accept our request!
We headed out of Oxford and onto the quieter country lanes of the surrounding area. This was a nice cycle through to Garsinton. As we headed through we saw the van parked next to a grassy area which would double up as our picnic site for the next 45 minutes. Unlike the previous two days we did not go to Tesco, instead we let Tesco come to us......well actually we gave our order to Tam who did our lunch shopping for us! What would we have done without her!!! J
We had lunch and watched the wildlife discussing what the rather large bird up above actually was. Which was followed by a fly over from the Red Arrows, which I’m sure was just for us!!! As we packed and got ready for the off the weather looked like it could turn nasty, but thankfully seemed to just be heading away from our route.
We headed down past Chalgrove Airfield with helicopters passing overhead, and cycled through to Watlington along some nice quiet roads. We headed into Henley-on-Thames and had lost John. He was right behind me at the last bend and then he vanished! Jonathan and Gareth headed back whilst myself and Garrath headed off to find the van. We got a call from Jonathan to say they had found him and it was a puncture issue!
We regrouped and decided to treat ourselves to an Ice Cream by the river. ....lovely!!!!
We had a look at the map, do we head straight down main roads to Bray or cycle along the Thames, which whilst being a bit further and probably slower would be much nicer. After Birmingham the quieter and scenic routes always seemed to win!!!
We set off along the Thames with the path quickly turning into an off road track. Not good for road tyres.......we headed on and moved away from the river to a lovely quiet country lane. A decent uphill section woke the legs up before we hit a nasty looking main road and the idiot performing a ridiculous overtaking manoeuvre did little to change our opinion!!!
Garrath got his iphone out and his map app. Result, he found a really nice road which got us away from the chaos ahead. We followed the road and eventually came to the outskirts of Bray, crossing the M4.
We cycled through Bray which was a really nice village and despite taking the odd wrong turn found our way to our accommodation for the evening with Jonathan’s Cousin. We put our bikes in the shed and made our way in, stinking their lovely house out!
We showered and got sorted and headed downstairs for a well earned beer and a fantastic meal of Chilli, Jacket spuds and garlic bread. Just what we needed! We planned the route for our last day of UK cycling deciding to take a detour to Box Hill, which would form part of the Olympic cycling route!!!!
A big thank you to Alison and for their hospitality, it was really very much appreciated.
Thursday 7th June
Our final day of cycling on British roads!!! We were up at 7am and ready for the off about 8.15am as we headed to Newhaven.
We headed out of Bray and made our way towards Windsor, as the rush hour traffic was reaching its peak. We knocked 15 miles off in decent time as we approached Chobham and met up with Tam and the Van. We arranged the next stop, 30 miles or so at the top of Box Hill. We had a quick refuel and were off again. As we were cycling along a pickup truck over took us then stopped behind a car turning right, I slowed down to see if he would try and squeeze past. I tried to warn the others but Gareth went into the back of John and fell off the bike. Thankfully he fell away from the road and onto a grass verge. He did snap his cleat in the process though.
Luck was on our side though as a mile or so on we came across a cycle shop where he managed to pick up a new set of cleats. We carried on and took a right too early adding a bit of a detour to the ride, thankfully we could cut through and did not have to retrace our cycling steps. We headed through Cobham as Box Hill was getting closer. We were all a little nervous as what to expect from it. My thought process being it could not be as bad as Honister and I got up that, just......and it hurt like mad!!!
We headed towards a forest and a road closed sign and police car blocking the way. Our first thoughts were accident and a bad one. Thankfully they were cutting a tree down and had almost finished so we could pass.
We headed through Leatherhead and onto the A24 which we followed for a few miles. We then saw the sign for box hill. As we hit box hill it was pretty steady but I went at it quite easy expecting it to kick at any moment. The kick never came as we turned what would be the last bend before the top and finished the last few meters. We waited to regroup then grabbed a coffee and cake and got chatting to a bloke on a training run as he prepared for the London to Paris cycle.
The rain was starting to fall as we headed down, stopping to see what the furthest destination was at the lookout point, which for reference is Devil’s Dyke!!!
We headed down from box hill with a obviously blind woman turning right across Garrath’s path, thankfully he had anticipated the stupidity of the driver and slowed down! The rain was coming down really hard now and we were soaked, we kept going though as we had no choice.
We arrived at Haywards Heath at 2.45pm for a late lunch and waited for Tam, who had once again been to get the supplies. It was still raining and miserable and the pub across the road looked very inviting. Not much persuasion was needed and we locked the bikes and headed into a nice warm and dry Red Lion. We did try and dry ourselves as much as we can but the staff were very accommodating given the state of us!
We got a rather health burger and chips which really did the job and watched the weather on the TV, it did not look good! Outside the window the weather was still more suited to the Ark rather than bikes and no of us were in a rush to get back on the bikes.......sadly we had a ferry to catch so at 4pm we got some dry clothes on and the cycling continued.
The run through to Lewes was pretty good and quite quiet with the main highlight (or not) being when John misjudged a curb and turn straight into it and fell off the bike leaving a rather bloody cut on his shin!
We navigated through Lewes where bus drivers do not seem to grasp the fact that knocking a cyclist off could actually do some damage but positives were the sun was coming out and headed back to quieter roads.
We then had an amazing 30 mile run to Newhaven which we knocked off in 1 hour 30 minutes. Myself, Jonathan and Gareth headed into Newhaven after a really good and pretty fast cycle to Newhaven. We found the car park where Tam and the van were waiting and relaxed and updated the followers on Facebook and Twitter as John and Garrath headed into the car park.
As we were sailing at 11.30pm we did not have any accommodation so had to get changed with the van doors and a hedge as privacy!!!
We headed into Newhaven for some food and a place to stay until we set sail. John popped into The Ship to ask if we could put our bikes somewhere. They kindly let us put them upstairs in the function room. We got some drinks and made ourselves comfy and get chatting to the locals one of whom gave some relationship advice to Garrath and Tam. ‘It’s all about give and take...’.
Having finished serving food the bloke behind the bar said we could go to one of the take always and bring it back and eat it in the pub, so it was off to the Chinese for plenty of rice and noodles! The barman and our new friend wished us all the best as we collected our bikes and headed to collect the van then board the ferry.
The bikes had to be attached to the van before we could get on the ferry so we had to pull over and quickly get the bike rack on and load up. By 11.30 we were on the ferry and finding a spot to crash. We found a cinema style room and sat in the seats, when a load of bikers came and sat across from us. One of the bikers decided to strip out of his leathers right in front of Gareth, with just his Y fronts for company. Gareth was understandably less than impressed at this rather large, sweaty biker undressing inches from his face! We on the other hand found it rather amusing!!! We set sail around 12 and managed to get a couple of hours sleep on the ferry despite the rough sea, before one of the many pointless announcements woke me up. Then we were heading into Dieppe.
The biker was up again and putting his leathers back on, what a frightening sight!!!
We headed up to the van and waited to be ushered off the ferry, as we headed off the usual ‘Remember they drive on the right’ advice was offered, as we hunted for a car park to get kitted up for the final leg of the journey.
Friday 8th June
We got changed into our cycling gear for the last time and planned our first stop with Tam. We had gotten a route of the internet which gave a traffic free or traffic light run to Paris, but was 129 miles. We had a tour of Dieppe trying to get on the right road and completely ignoring the London to Paris sign posts which seemed more direct but not as quiet! We found the corect route and headed along the quiet streets of Dieppe at 6.30am.
We headed along the D1 towards Arques La Bataille where we missed the left turn onto the cycle path, Av Verte. We cycled around the town centre getting more and more confused as to where to go!!! Jonathan used his French to ask for directions and we were heading back on ourselves for about quarter of a mile before turning onto the cycle path, Av Verte.
The path was great, nice and flat but after 4 days on the bike and less than 2 hours sleep speeds were not as high as they had been, but even so we made steady progress. We stopped for breakfast and a nice break before heading back onto the cycle path. While the path was great with no traffic and being flat it did at times get a bit monotonous, but the surrounding scenery was beautiful.
We had a bit of excitement when Gareth got the first international puncture of the trip. Garrath and John carried on cycling whilst myself and Jonathan stayed to help him fix it. We caught up with the others and then headed back onto the open road. These roads took in some amazing countryside and were nice and quiet to cycle along. There were a few hills thrown in along the way but all in all I felt tired but pretty strong and actually quite enjoyed the challenge of the hills.
We met up with Tam and the van and everyone collapsed, with the lack of sleep really seeming to hit Gareth and Garrath. We set off again and headed off on a main road with lorries flying past, after a couple of miles we were back on the quiet roads.
The break had an adverse effect on me and I felt tired and was struggling a bit, whilst it had a positive effect on Garrath and Gareth. Heading up a bit of a hill, Gareth said he had a puncture, I unclipped my right foot glanced back and then just stopped and fell to the left. With my foot in the cleat I could not put my foot down and despite being a thin strip of tarmac with lots of grass either side I smacked my knee right onto the floor. It hurt!!! It also turned out it was a false alarm for the puncture!!!
We headed on with a good few miles still to do before stopping for a bit of food. The wind was pretty strong now which did not help matters so it was nice to have a break.
We pushed on and cycled through quiet country lanes and small towns with some great views along the way.
We had a pretty nasty section of main road which many car drivers welcomed us with beeps of their horn as they struggled to pass, the nice relaxed atmosphere of the country drivers did not exist as we headed into Triel!!! We turned off and had a fantastic downhill into the town. We headed down to the river to meet Tam for what would be our last stop before Paris. We were at approx 100 miles.
We headed on and followed the Seine for a while before we hit the forest on the outskirts of Paris. We were a little concerned that we were into the century for millage and we had still not seen a sign for Paris!!!
We cycled through forest after forest for what seemed like an eternity. We kept going with Jonathan doing a great job following the directions on slips of paper, which he had all day. Eventually we saw a sign for Paris. Phew!!!!
We eventually heading into Versailles, we headed on following the cycle paths rather than the main roads which ran alongside. Eventually we turned a corner and at long last, there is was the Eiffel Tower!!! In my head I was trying to figure out how far it was away, ½ mile, 2 miles, 5 miles!!! I didn’t have a clue but all that mattered was I could see it!!!
We followed the main road into the centre of Paris which thankfully was reasonably quiet at 9pm! It was certainly an experience cycling through Paris and at times it was a case of just shutting your eyes and going for it, especially when all road markings disappeared and it turned into a mass free for all.
We headed past the Tennis courts of the French Open, round a couple of roundabouts then we were there!!! The Eiffel Tower with the Euro 2012 fan park in front, at 9.30pm we had made it!!!!

We headed down to the tower and met up with Tam, had the celebratory photos taken and got a donation of a few Euros from a British tourist! We were even photographed by quite a few Japanese tourists as well!!!
So it had been completed. 5 days approx 475 miles in total, and 140 on the last day with just 2 hours sleep the night before and 26,000 calories burnt!
We headed back to the van and loaded the bikes and headed the 3k to the campsite. We pitched the tent and went to get some food and a well earned beer but everything was closed. So it was straight to bed and recharge for a day of sightseeing in Paris on the Saturday!!!
Saturday 9th June
We awoke to great weather. I went to update facebook etc and charge my phone as the battery had gone on the ferry. Returning to the tent Tam and Garrath had got some breakfast and put the coffee on! Thanks guys J
We headed into Paris and left Tam and Garrath to spend some time together having had to put up with us for 5 days! Myself, John, Jonathan and Gareth headed away from the main street and got some food and a well deserved beer! We then did the tat run for souvenirs then decided to get some beers and watch the football at the fan park. We wandered for 1 and a ½ hours looking for a supermarket, however it was probably not the best place to look for a supermarket with Dior, Jimmy Choo etc etc etc all around us!!!
John had a look on his phone to see if he could locate one and we headed down to the tower. We finally got some beers, which were a bargain compared to the prices in the bar and headed to the fan park. We were then informed by a policeman we could not take beer in. Gutted!!!
So we decided to sit in a park opposite and drink the beer, which with a nice underpass where homeless and drunks must have hangout had a rather unpleasant smell when the wind picked up!
We then headed to the fan park, watched some football before heading for some food and then back to the campsite.
Sunday 10th June
We loaded the van up with the gear and bikes and headed to the tower for the official photo with our Derian house t-shirts on. I was flying back so got dropped off at the train station for the journey to Beauvais airport about an hour outside of Paris.
The rest drove back using the channel tunnel as I flew into Manchester!
We met up at Jonathans to collect cars and bikes etc and had a bite to eat before the adventure ended as we headed back home after a week away!
A big thank you to Tam for supporting us in the van, we really would have struggled without you. Also for the offer of accommodation to Tam and Alison and .
Thank you to everyone who offered donations and good wishes along the way, it really did help to keep us going.
Thanks to the bell and the ship for great hospitality.
Thank you to everyone who has supported us in this challenge and helped us raise a great sum of money for Derian House Children’s Hospice and the other Year of Madness charities.
Bring on Challenge 6 in two weeks time!!!!!